Humor

You recently sent me a questionnaire. To help me decide whether to waste my valuable time completing it, please take a few moments to answer the following questions.

1. How did you select the recipients of this questionnaire? ____________________
2. Was this a random sampling process? Yes __ No __
3. How much money is being spent on this project? _________
4. What percent of this comes from:
   the federal government? ___
   state government? ___
   county and/or municipal government? ___
   foundations ? ___
5. Will the results from this questionnaire be used as the basis of a thesis for an advanced academic degree? Yes ___ No ___
6. Please indicate in what way the human condition, the state of the economy, or the progress of science would be harmed:
   if I did not return this questionnaire? ___
   if no one returned this questionnaire? ___
   if this questionnaire had never been conceived? ___
   if all those who perpetrate questionnaires had never been conceived? ___
   
7. If you still want me to complete your @#$%& questionnaire, please return this questionnaire, completed in full. In any case, please allow six weeks for my response.